"Look Up in the Sky! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...no it's...

Bird $h!t...



Okay, so I'm really not the type to curse. But in this case, I would say it's justified.

There's an intersection that Cheong (my roommate) and I have to cross everytime we go to Bangsar Village. Just before sunset, black crows come to this intersection to sit upon the branches of the trees. If you look closely at the picture above you can see the large number of crows that return to these branches everyday.

I always take my laptop case and put it over my head as I cross this street. You can hear the crows flying over you and if you listen closely you can also hear their nasty droppings fall on the ground.

So anyways...here I go again with the bag over my head, just innocently crossing the street. I can hear the crows calling to each other and bird crap is falling on the ground around me left and right. Suddenly...

*Hhhhuk!!!* Black Crow $h!t just splattered on my arm...then it drizzled down to my upper arm because I was holding up the laptop!!! Uuhhhh! Can you say NASTY! I quickly walked into Bangsar Village and frantically looked for the nearest restroom as a few people noticed this white slimy stuff on my arm.

Why me? I ask...It's like the time I got hit in the back of my head with the large cardboard box-paper airplane by a childish Tech college student during our Final 4 Basketball game. (Ask Sharath for details on this one…)

Ok...I need to find another route to the Bangsar Village.